Friday, December 08, 2006 : No one is listening until you fart.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. - Murphy's Law
An unwatched pot boils immediately. - H.F. Ellis
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Don't you just hate it when it happens?
I walked into a mamak stall with some friends. I took a seat beside my friend.
Then this guy comes to take my order and he's like "Minum?"
*Minum is drink*
I say "Sirap limau".
Then, he nods his head in such an obvious manner, signalling he knows what I'm saying. So he follows up with "Makan?"
*Makan is eat*
"Maggi mee goreng ayam" I say. Again, he gives me the nod.
10 minutes later. The same guy comes up to me and says "You mau minum apa?"
*Which means 'what do you wanna drink?'*
Due to my extremely patient mood on that day, I decided to let him go and repeated my order; sirap limau.
5 minutes later, a co-worker of that guy approaches me and says "Minum apa ah?"
O'My Fucking God. I've heard of stupidity before. But this just crosses the boundary of stupidity and into the zone of X-tremely Fucking Brainless.
Agitated, I replied "Sirap limau. Dah 3 kali I bagi tau you. Apasal ah?"
*Which translated means, 'Sirap limau. I've told you 3 time already. Whats the problem ah?'*
Then he says "Sori lah, boss. Dia -while pointing to the previous guy- dengar tak bagus."
*Meaning 'Sorry lah, boss. His hearing isn't very good'*
Wtf. He should've just said that he didn't hear me. Why the fuck did he have to go pretending he had the ears of a cheetah. Bloody mother fuckers.
I just hate it when it happens and these aren't the only instances and places that it happens.
Its like when I'm talking to someone newly acquainted, I go "So where do you work?"
The guy replies with "I'm 30 years old."
But those kinda situations I don't really mind since sometimes certain words can sound very deceiving. So, perhaps they heard that certain word and decided to reply with an answer of best fit.
I'll be going to Langkawi tonight and I won't be back until next Tuesday. =D Booze, booze and more booze!!!
Not to forget the bikini babes on the beach! Lets just pray there is alright? Don't destroy my fucking fantasy.