Wednesday, December 13, 2006 : Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problem.
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in their brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - Jack Handey
"Remember : "I" before "E", except in Budweiser." - Author Unknown
Personally, I don't fancy beer as much as whiskey but it'll work.
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As you can probably guess, my langkawi trip consists mainly of late night alcohols.
On the first day, we reached langkawi in the morning. Then went island hopping in the afternoon.
Later at night, after dinner, we went shopping at duty free shops and bought a bottle Jacks D for RM53! Only to regret due to another shop selling it at RM47. To add a little spice to Mr. Jack, we bought 2 bottles of Coke.
Later that night, we decided to have a gambling session. Since I bought Hershey's Kisses on that night, we also decided that Hershey's Kisses would be the items on stake instead of money. I must say, I regretted not playing with money that night as I was particularly lucky.
Then, the real party started. We opened the bottle of JD and filled 30% of the cup with it -after ice of course-. The rest was Coke. After a few rounds, people started getting groggy. Sebastian -my cousin- decided to sleep early since he has to wake up early the next morning due to his hunger for the sight of penguins.
So from 6, the number reduced to 5. Starting to feel hungry, we decided to go to the kopitiam nearby to have some non-alcoholic drinks and food. Btw, we've already finished a large portion of the JD bottle. There was only less than the length of your pinkie finger left.
While at the kopitiam, Jason -my friend- became really groggy and lifeless. It was as though he had just been raped by Michael Jackson. His face was as pale as the moon. His expression, 1 word, dunguk.
Asking whether he needed to puke, he expressionless-ly shook his head. Tiba-tiba, he walked to the toilet in a way like he had been shot in the gut and started puking. Ouchies. It recalled me to the last time I puked.
You could feel everything in your stomach rising up through your whatever the middle tube of your body is called. First, you try to push it down. It works! For awhile. Then you start gagging once. Then twice. Then 3 times. Then when you least expected it, puke runs through your throat and is expelled through your mouth, occasionally though your nostrils too. It sort of looks like a jet of brownish -color depends on food n liquid intake in the past 5 hours- liquid.
After puking, Jason refused to eat anymore, claiming he wasn't hungry. I asked Hing Yee whether he wanted to eat anything. This is how it went ;
Me : Hey, you wanna eat anything anot? Like fried mee or something?
Hy : Where's my roti kosong?
Me : Err, you didn't order any roti kosong.
Hy : Why?!!?!?!
Me : Well, first of all, this is a kopitiam. Ain't no fucking roti kosong here lah. You fucking wasted wey.
Then on the way home, Hing Yee started gagging. At first I didn't though much of his gagging. But then, suddenly, I realised what was coming.
On his third gag, Hy started gagging more than once. I knew it was happening now. Brownish black liquid exploded from his mouth like a fire extinguisher.
When we reached our apartment, Jason went to vomit again. Poor guy. Hing Yee seemed to have settled for the night. So it was up to George, Kean Way and me to finish the bottle.
After drinking half of what's left of JD, Kw started feeling uneasy. He had to puke or thats what he said. He sat in front of the toilet waiting for the moment for about an hour while me and George continued drinking our hearts out.
Both of us finished whats left of the JD and ended up walking like groggy people do. The feeling was sensational. It was like walking on clouds, only less stable. Kw finally puked in the end and safe to say, George and I were the last men standing. I could hit my head on the door and feel nothing. How cool is that?
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Night 2, we drank some Famous Grouse thingy my parents bought. I heard its the best selling whiskey in Scotland.
Not much of us drank after experiencing the horror last night. Especially Hing Yee and Jason. They decided to lay off the liquor a lil bit.
Me, George, Kw and Sebastian decided to go ahead with it. We finished all but half a pinkie finger's length of liquor left.
Nothing interesting happened.
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Night 3, this time we were in P. Penang.
Such a grand place. Especially gurney drive. Everyone had their clubbing suit out -figuratively of course, not literally- because George said his cousin could bring us in.
After pool, we waited at Gurney Plaza for George's cousins. At about 12.30, they came in 2 cars. Just nice to fit 6 of us.
George had 2 cousins in Penang. 3 of them -George's 2 cousins and cousin's friend- brought us in.
We decided to open a bottle of Chivas that night. The name of the club was Glo.
Rm280 for a bottle of Chivas. 6 of us split the cost. Loud music, hot chicks and hard liquor didn't quite do it for us. After the Chivas, we opened another bottle of JD. Thats when all hell broke lose. The music was loud. We were standing in front of the speakers. They had bases that could control your heartbeat, vibrate ashtrays and blow clothes away.
After the bottle of JD, the club closed. We decided to go mamak to refill our stomach. We were all high. So high that stars looked like suns. I could walk into walls and feel no pain.
George's cousin and his friend didn't drink much since they were driving.
First, Hing Yee puked. This time, using double jet packs. Both mouth and nostrils exploded like fuck. Next, George and his cousin went to puke but they only sort of puked phelgm. Then Sebastian decided to puke too. After Sebastian, Jason had the feeling. He felt like puking but it didn't wanna come up. So he stuck a finger in his mouth and it came out. Strangely enough, I didn't feel like puking.
And that was the end of the night. Oh wait, Jason puked some more. Now, thats only the end of the night.
That was one fucking wild night.