Wednesday, November 15, 2006 : Fall seven times, stand up eight.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer someone else up. - Mark Twain
Works for me though.
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SPM is tomorrow and here I am.
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You know what. I wrote this whole long emo post before this but cancelled it because it was deemed too morbid for me.
I was browsing throught my Friendster and I came across some guy's profile. The dude looked macho and all but his words are like gay-er than Elton John in g-strings.
Lemme enlighten you why...... In his profile, he specifically wrote "I'm not gay ler". Waadafak?!
Don't ask me why but I find that guys who overuse ler's are kinda, lets just say non-manly. Its like damn fucking girlish. I don't know why!!! Etc;-
"Hi, girls. I hope you like me ler. Please don't look at my face and think that I'm not hensem ler. You shouldn't judge a book by its cover ler. Not good ler. Why I sound like a pussy one ler. Maybe cos my lan jiao dunno go where edi ler. I think I turning gay ler. Wah, why my boobs still so small ler? I cannot cup my own boobs ler. I'm so fucking gay ler."
I don't know about you but to me, that sounds like the gayest shit since Micheal Jackson sodomised kids.
I have nothing against girls who use it excessively. It potrays a more feminine image. But what I can't stand is guys who use it excessively. I mean, its like once or twice in a blue moon should be still okay I guess but when you attach it to EVERY SINGLE sentence you type, it kinda gets feminine.
I'm not sure whether I'm the only one who sees it like this. Anyhoo, this is my blog so I'm entitled to my opinions =P. Unless you have constructive critism to comment, fuck off, you're on the wrong page.
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Oh, I just had this conversation with a friend of mine -who did not wish to be revealed-. He said to me : "Dude, I'm never introducing you to my girlfriend. Ever."
Wtf? So I asked why and he said, jokingly -because it was followed by a 'lol' and a 'haha'- : "Because, you're a fucking scary guy and a threat to guys nationwide."
Wtf? At first I just shrugged it off. But then, it contemplated in my mind. Why?
I don't wanna be that guy whose friends are always cautious of him. I wanna be the hey-meet-my-girlfriend kinda guy. What did I ever do to be considered a threat?
As far as I can recall, I've never stole anyone's girlfriend before. That thought didn't even cross my mind. I must get to the bottom of this. Bah. I have a reputation to keep, you know. Pffft.
Please, tell me you'd introduce me to your girlfriend. I promise I won't steal her away from you or anything -okay, even to me, that sounded abit dodgy, haha-. Forget it.