Friday, November 10, 2006 : Back the fuck off.
All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot. - Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887.
It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways. - Buddha.
Mmm... *nods like Yoda, acting all wise* Control you must. Fuck my green asshole, you mustn't.
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It gives me the chills when someone says "Do you mind if I ask you something?"
I don't know why. Its like.. suddenly, there's this flow of suspense that circulates through my entire body. Curiosity starts to overwhelm me. I start becoming more alert and prepare myself for a question out of the ordinary.
Its quite exciting. The adrenaline rush that hits me when someone asks me that question. Its like a sign for me to get a reply ready for even the weirdest, most straight-forward questions that I can think of. Usually that question is an opening for a straight-forward question that is to come.
But sometimes, things don't live up to expectations. Sometimes, all the curiosity and suspense thats built up in me already, just rots away without exploding. Its supposed to explode, Goddammit!! When it rots away, bit by bit, thats when I know that the question wasn't as pleasantly obnoxious as I expected it to be.
On other times, I am hit with a wave of shock and amazement at the creativity of the question of the inquisitor. Such questions that I never had an answer for.
Don't get me wrong here, I don't hate these kind of people. I actually like them.
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Don't Rape. Love your loved ones.
I read in the newspaper an article that sounded something like this; A teenage boy forced his girlfriend into having sex. His girlfriend was about 15 or 16 if my memory serves correctly. This boy was about 17 gua.
The both of them were alone in either one of their bedrooms. Then the boy starts moving up on her. The girl pushes him away, telling him she's not ready yet. The boy, unable to control his sexual urges, starts pinning her hands down. She, being the underdog, was no match for his strength. So she gave up after struggling and let him rape her -smart move, bitch-.
Then dunno wat the fuck happened, the boy got caught and dealt with the law, bla bla bla.
But what I'm really trying to point out here is, why the fuck would that boy force his girlfriend into having sex? I mean, is peer pressure really fucking him in the ass? I just don't see the point of it.
Guys, don't force your girl into having sex. It just ain't right. Its like, if you girl doesn't wanna have sex, then don't push it, just accept the fact. Besides, you shouldn't be having a girlfriend just for sex anyways, unless you both agreed it was just a 1 night stand, no commitments involved -by which she is actually your fuck buddy-.
Where commitments are involved, sex shouldn't be pushed. If she says no, then too bad dude, its a no-no, stop pushing it, back the fuck off or just end the relationship if you're in it for sex -which if you are, then sorry dude, I'm gonna have to call you an asshole-. If she says yes, then ding-ding-ding, you've hit the jackpot! Then by all means, fuck her all night long.
Then I even heard about fathers raping daughters, granpas raping grandchildren, great-grandfathers raping greatgrandchildren and the list goes on as far and wide as your family tree can go. Come on! Thats incest -sexual intercourse/relationship with a closely RELATED person-!!
Who the fuck in their right mind would fuck their daughter?!?! I don't get it, I just don't get it. Even Jessica Alba's dad doesn't rape her -I'm talking hypothetically, =D-! Why in the raping world should anyone else rape their daughters?
Man, people are getting hornier and hornier these days. Someone should yank out their free willies and feed them to the monkeys who'll gladly have some bananas.
*Forgive me for the excessive vulgarity. I'm in the mood for it. =D
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Shit. Somewhere last week, I became bold and arrogant. Underestimating my friend, Kean Way, which was obviously a bad thing. After intense calculations, I concluded that the short bugger couldn't touch the roof, even betting my pride -strip if he succeeded- on it.
Mana tau, the fucker can touch it! Cibai lang.. Never underestimate his shortness again. Terpaksa strip in the toilet in front of some very eager-looking audience. It was either strip or be rape. Since losing my anal virginity to a bunch of my high school friends wasn't one of my favourites, I chose to strip.
Not knowing he had a phone in his pocket.There are more pictures but I do not wish to further publicise -never heard of this word before- myself. However, I will publicise my Friendster. Thats where my pictures are.
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SPM -Sijil Peperiksaan Malaysia for those non-Malaysians- is coming up -16th November ~ 1st December-. I just can't wait for the damned thing to be over. Once the thing is over, all hell WILL break lose. Boooze all the way! Time to get high! Life will finally be enjoyed the way God planned it to be for all human beings.
Until then, tataz!