Wtf. I was flipping channels and I stumbled across Channel V. Then, I saw Nelly Furtado's song; "I'm like a bird" or something like that. Then something slapped me in the face.
Wtf happened to Nelly Furtado?! Tiba-tiba she become so Goddamned sexy! If you don't know what I'm talking about, watch her video clip for "Maneater". It'll make your balls vibrate like a.... hmmm.... vibrator.?
I used to hate Nelly Furtado cos of her lame songs and lame outfits in her video clips but now..... Haba-haba.... I can feel the heat coming out from her body. Oh, don't get me wrong. Its just a harmless affection. No effect whatsoever on my current love life.
Another hot chick that took a turn, for the worse if I may say so, is Lita. Lita, for those of you who don't know, is a WWE divas. She used to be so hot, wait a minute, she still is! Just, less on the scale.
Now, Lita seems to have became a little fatter around the arms and waste and her facial skin looks a little out of colour too. But if there's one thing she still has in her, its her great rack. Seriously, I'm not a fan of big boobs, but Lita is an exception. One of the best cleavages I've ever seen.
*Edit* : I just realised; Christina Aguilera also has a gorgeous rack (Ain't no other man video clip)!!
Nevertheless, #1 in my fantasy list would still be Jessica Alba -we're talking about celebs and above averagely popular people here-. She has got everything right. After her, it pretty much depends on my mood.
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I wasn't planning on going through another hair cut for the rest of the year but looks like my plans have been foiled by none other than the fat bastard licking his balls, Aiza. Bloody cibai. Go cut my hair.
No matter. I'll just shave off my side, shave a V-shape at the back and don't touch the middle. I so wanted to keep my hair. Fucking shitface.
Only 1 and a half months left and the bitch just wouldn't keep his balls to himself. I feel like scratching his car -if you ever see this line get deleted when you check back on this post, it means I scratched his car, =D-.
SPM is not even here yet and I'm already planning my post-SPM activities. This is what my schedule pretty much looks like at the moment -only big events listed and they're in order according to which comes first-:
Trip to dunno 1 or more of Malaysian's islands. All I know is that its a trip to Malaysian's island.
Buddhist camp; D2YC.
Blast myself during Christmas.
Blast myself again during New Year.
Must not forget to get high. ;D
Oh and if I'm successful, the rest of the days will be spent with her. If not, I'll just have to improvise. But lets not think about the negative side of things now......
Optimistic vision. Must remember. Optimistic vision.
Durianboi waited patiently @ 2:30:00 AM;
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