Bold the statements that are true to you. Italise the statements that you WISH are true. Leave the fibs alone. Then, "stab" 5 people to do the same test. (Stab?) ____________________________________
I miss somebody right now. I dont watch TV these days. I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games I've tried marijuana. I've been in a threesome. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe that honesty is usually the best policy. (errr..... ahaks) I curse. I have changed mentally over the last year. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. I'm TOTALLY smart. (Let me indulge in self-satisfaction) I've broken someone's bones. I'm paranoid sometimes. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe , free of cost, and scar-free. (you nuts?)
I need money right now. (who doesn't?) I love sushi. I talk really, really fast. I have long hair. I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (that was a long time ago!)
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. I am usually pessimistic. I have a lot of mood swings. I like the way I look. (self confidence, baby) I have a hidden talent. ( at least i think i have) I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have. I have a lot of friends. I'm currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. I enjoy talking on the phone. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. I love to shop. I would rather shop than eat. I don't hate anyone. I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Who's the dumbfuck?) I have a cell phone. I believe in God. (Only when I need something badly, lol) I watch MTV on a daily basis. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I've rejected someone before. I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before. I've called the cops on a friend before. I'm not allergic to anything. I have a lot to learn. I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. I am shy around the opposite sex. (Newly acquainted sure shy one la.. if fren fren no shy) I have tried alcohol before. I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (lucky the fler no more my fren)
I own the "South Park" movie. I would die for my best friends. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (Fuck pizzas) I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (wish I could) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I am happy at this moment! I'm obsessed with guys. (Gay, I am not) I study for tests most of the time. (Ahahahaha... I WISH!!) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. I am comfortable with who I am right now. I have more than just my ears pierced. (might be getting tongue) I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge. (not intentionally) I love sea turtles. (errr yeah i guess) I spend ridiculous money on makeup. Plan on achieving a major goal/dream. I'm proficient in a musical instrument. I worked at McDonald's restaurant. I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies. I think water rules. I went college out of state. I like sausages. I love kisses. (hell yea!) I fall for the worst people. I adore bright colours. I can't live without black eyeliner
I usually like covers better than originals. I can pick up things with my toes. I can't whistle. I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither. I have ridden/owned a horse. I still have every journal I've ever written in. ( I can't stick to a diet. I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. I have jazz in my blood. I wear a toe ring. I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. I am a caffeine junkie. I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. (Wtf is cosplay?)
I have been to over 15 conventions. I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better. (i'm famous for that) I'm an artist. I only clean my room when necessary. (I don't even clean my room!!) I like a person of the same sex. I love being happy. I am an adrenaline junkie.
Now, I ain't gonna stab anyone just to do this. Do as you please. Me casa es su casa.
Durianboi waited patiently @ 8:12:00 PM;
ME
Name: I decided not to display my name as I used to blog for personal satisfaction.
Age: Can't remember since I haven't logged in in ages.
Sign: Leo
I'll be celebrating my life's anniversary come round 13th August each year. If you can't decipher that as a hint, discontinue breathing until you see old people, bright light and your own face without the help of a mirror.