Saturday, September 16, 2006 :
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. - Sam Levenson.
Theoretically, its true. But if everything on Earth happens theoretically, things would be too predictable. Then life would be no fun. =D
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I......... Fucked........... Up............ My.............. Right................. Index................ Toe.................
I was taking my handphone charger out of my room to charge it beside the computer since I was currently at the computer.
Then as I closed the door, I didn't realise my toe was in the way of the door's sliding movement. So I just slammed the door shut, hard!
And the fucking door, who was an inhumane inanimate object, rammed right onto my poor toe.
At first, I didn't feel anything. No pain, no blood, no swelling, nothing. Then, blood started to emerge from my flesh, the ones surrounding the toenail. And I noticed something very fascinating.
There were air bubbles under my toenail! Right in between the flesh and the nail! So, being me, I started prodding the nail. Prod. Prod. Then blood would gush out from the opening of the nail -at the top of the toe- and the air bubbles would change size. It was so fun.
Until Mr. Pain came of course. Then I felt like my toe was about to fall off. It was so fucking painful, I tell ya. And don't fucking say I'm a pussy until you've felt it for yourself. Wait, even if you HAVE felt it for yourself, don't.
This is the worrying part. The nail didn't come off the flesh. And it isn't fully intact either. Only the base of the nail -the bottom of the "U" shape- is intact. The sides are kind of.... lets just say they don't connect with the flesh anymore. So it kinda creates a funny colour for that particular toe nail. The base is a normal nail colour while the sides are kinda reddish.
By the way, it also swelled up like a fucking balloon, making me walk irregularly due to the unevenness of my right foot's toes.
Sorry readers, taking pictures didn't cross my mind when my toe and its nail got separated by an oncoming door.
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I was reading the Star newspaper and I read something incredibly stupid.
There's this girl. She's 15. She's a mum -yes, a fucking mom!-. Her baby's about 1 year old.
She lost her child.
Wanna know how? Apparently she saw some sign outside a shop saying that there was a job available and she happened to be looking for a job.
However, her son didnt not want to enter the shop -don't ask how, maybe he unhinged his jaw and threatened to swallow his mum up?-. So she left her son and her purse -the one containing her I.C. and her son's birth certificate and all- outside the shop.
Ah what an offer for a kidnapper/thief. Aim for the purse/baby, get the other one for free.
Oh, surprise surprise, her son was gone when she came back 15 minutes later. I wonder how?
Perhaps her son saw a walking toilet bowl and decided to chase it? Or maybe a stranger with yellow rotten teeth, unshaved chin and dirty long hair offered him a candy? Or just maybe, her son learned how to disapparate -ala Harry Potter-?
This -you're supposed to click on the link- is the shocking story. Read it then come tell me what a stupid bitch she is.
This is why 15 year olds should not be allowed to have a baby.