Sunday, August 20, 2006 :
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - I have no idea who.
Haha. Now, doesn't that make so much sense? And its also hilarious.
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I've always wondered. If there's a speed for light, why isn't there a speed for darkness? Is it the inverse for the speed of light? Probably so...
Hei, a few weeks ago, I conducted an experiment with my cousin, Sebastian.
How to drink noob-style.
Aim : To find out the effect of several highly alcohol-ed alcohol liquids on the human mind.Hypothesis : The fusion of 4 alcoholic drinks -at least 40% alcohol- causes the mind to go high upon intake, depending on amount of intake.
Variables :
- Manipulated - Amount of intake of alcoholic drink, Amount of water added
- Responding - State of mind
- Constant - Amount of Ice.
Procedure :
- Add approximately 4 small cubes of ice into one of the glass.
- Pour very little Jack Daniels into the glass.
- Repeat step 2 with the remaining 3 drinks.
- Add water until 4/5 or 3/4 of the glass is full.
- Repeat steps 1-5 with the other glass, making sure that both glasses have the equal amount of liquid level.
- Use words of encouragement to boost you and your drinking partner's confidence level -that both you and your partner's liver will not corrode upon intake of this mixture-.
- Take a sip. Take another sip. And another. And another. Until the remaining is 2/5 or 1/2. Then, gulp it down at 1 go and say your prayers.
- Pray that your balls will still be intact and functioning after this drink. Pray that your liver will still be working after this drink. And most important of all, pray that your parents don't catch you doing this or your ass is skinned!
- Create conversations to pass the time with your partner until the effect of highness starts to kick in.
- Discuss with your partner whether to drink another glass. If both of you agree, discuss whether to take it to the next level. If both of you agree, repeat steps 1-9 using less or none water and more alcohol.
- Be careful not to consume too much. Blackout may occur. Parents may fuck you up inside out, upside down and sideways.
- After consumption, wipe place clean and destroy any evidence of the previous event.
- Return to your humble abode -bedroom-, and embrace the euphoria you will be feeling.
Discussions :
- Careful not to let any form of fire make contact with the alcoholic drink. Big fire may occur.
- Do not drink too much of the alcoholic drink. Parents may notice difference in the liquid level.
- Highness of smoking and highness of alcohol stacks. But highly unadvisable to smoke.
I hope this experiment has helped noobs such as Sebastian to be a better drinker.
WARNING! Drinking causes some damage to your liver! And some stupid cancer, I dunno?
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I've always had this affection for junks. Not really junks but stuffs that have no meaning to them. Like, say.... Lava lamps! They're absolutely useless but I just love 'em.
I went to this shop and it sold some really cool lava lamps but the price was way over what my wallet provided me with. Anyways, back to junks. Its so cool.
I bought a coke bottle, glass coke bottle, for the fun of keeping it in my room for display. Yeah, junks. I even fancy lighters, when I don't even smoke or have any apparent reason for it. But not just any lighters, lighters which are extraordinary.
Mmm, one day, when I have my own money, I'll fill my room with junks, pure junks.
I thought I had it! I thought I was good at it! I've done it several times already! I've even driven as far as the mini shop -which is quite far actually-! But somehow, when I did it with my parents presence, I failed! How can this be?
I nearly crashed into my house gate when reversing my mum's car, thus resulting in my forced forfeit! Impossible! I've did it before! Numerous times! How come I failed just when my parents were testing me?!?! Fuck, what have I done to deserve this!
Its like I failed my illegal driving test!