Friday, July 21, 2006 : Constantly thinking of her.
A lizard just saved my life. Figuratively.
I was taking a pee in my toilet. When suddenly, I saw a spider, near the ceiling above the toilet bowl. It made an impressive jump across the wall and landed on the vertical wall, right above the toilet.
That jump startled me. But nevertheless, I continued emptying my bladder. Then suddenly, I saw the spider do something funny.
Its butt moved, sideways, as though preparing to do something very deadly. I was like "wtf? noooo, anything but my penis!" I couldn't very well stop peeing halfway, it hurts.
Then, just as I thought my Crown Jewels was about to be bitten off by a very jealous spider, dum da dum dum!
A lizard appeared from behind the toilet! Swift like the wind, agility like lightning, it took a whack at the spider who was halfway shaking its butt when it got whacked by the deadly mouth of the lizard.
Unfortunately for the spider, the whack was accurate and most probably deadly. The lizard pulled the motionless spider back into its hideout and tore the living shit out of the perverted spider. Okay, I made that part up. I didnt actually see it tearing the spider apart.
Anyhoo, a lizard just saved my life. And I am grateful for that lizard. I will spare its live the next time I pick up a rolled up newspaper.
Lizards rock!
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Mmm..... She's breathe-taking!
*Post has been edited due to sudden change of mind.