Sunday, July 23, 2006 : Boys will be boys.
When she spoke, what tender words she used. So softly, that like flakes of feathered snow. They melted as they fell. - John Dryden.
I modified it a little. Because the words that John Dryden used were meant to be used by a female to a male. (the "she" words were actually "he")
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I don't know why. But I just felt like posting that quote. I think from now on, I'm going to post quotes at the top of my posts. Just to enlighten some de-lightened people who do read my blog.
Anyway, I digressed. Boys, any boys in their right mind, or lets put it as guys, will have the very same characteristics.
We, as males, can't help staring at a female body if the body is alluring or attractive. I mean, its in our genes. The father of all males, Adam, must've been one lucky bastard to have been naked with Eve and not feel ashamed.
Its not our(males) fault that that particular female decides to put on a strapless, semi-transparent shirt revealing her belly button and wears a mini skirt only a few inches from revealing her panty, if she's wearing any. If a male was wearing the exact same thing, I'm sure you girls would be staring too, with a different feeling of course. Haha. What a sight!
Yeah, what I'm trying to say is, its a natural thing to do for guys. And yet, whenever we're walking with a female companion, and we do that to another girl, we get slapped in the face. Okay, maybe a slap in the face was a little too harsh. Especially when the female companion is your girlfriend!
Oh boy, you're in deep pig shit's stew. Well, for a few seconds of enjoyment, you have to spend the rest of the day trying to pujuk your girl that it was just a friendly stare. Yeah yeah. So what I'm trying to do here is educate the females of the world, that staring at hot sexy bootylicious ladies isn't a crime!
It is a mere act of manhood and clearly shows that you are on your way of growing a dick and 2 balls, maybe more. Men do not deserve to receive punishment simply for staring at a very very eye-catching lady who is wearing almost nothing!!!
Oh-uh... here comes the flamings and the disagreements and the critics. This is what I get for defending my own race.
Mmmm... In KL, there is only 1 shopping mall that has the most sexy ladies, Sungai Wang. Unfortunately, the ladies there are 'lala' types. Ah, I don't know how to explain this word. Someone, please? Help...
Outside Malaysia, there's Singapore! Thailand has some too. So does Hong Kong.
One of my personal favourites are motorshow/car exhibition showgirls. Hoh! I tell you ah, your balls will meletup! One of the best I've seen so far is the Mitsubishi car exhibition in Sunway Pyramid.
Niama, I tell you, they were wearing white shirts, revealing bras, mini-mini skirts and high heels! All of them, WHITE! To add cherry to the icing, several handful of them even had TATOOS right above their skirt on the back (a.k.a. right above their butt)!!!!! Holy mother of ganja TATOOS!!!
Let me give you girls a hint. Tattoos turn men on. Or at least me. Haha.
I told my dad about the exhibition, leaving out the sexy girls part and he said he wasn't interested. Then when we walked by the exhibition, he tiba-tiba became interested. Caocimen.. Then, I was like "I thought you weren't interested?". Then he replied "You missed several parts of the exhibition parts out when explaining to me." Brztwawade....
He rejected the flyer that a male promotioner was handing to him. Then went to the sexy lady as how I explained in above to take the exact same flyer! I've gotta learn from my dad.
Females, on the other hand, have a different feeling when encountering these kind of revealing ladies. Most females are grossed out, disgusted, at how those ladies can wear such revealing clothings and still have the dignity to walk around handing out flyers to passerby(s) who stare below their neck while receiving the flyer. Females, *sighs*. Haha.
Well, I think I shall stop for now. Before I start getting death threats from anonymous females.
Until next time.
-Dr. Jules- Wahahahaha....