Saturday, June 03, 2006 : No Pain No Gain.
Yesterday, I found out I have 3 ulcers on my bottom lips! 3 mother humping ulcers! Bah... triple the pain, triple the misery.
I also learned something new today. Bec sort of introduced the idea to me. She said rinsing with salt water helps alot. So I took her advice and went downstairs for a rinse of salt water. After rinsing with salt water, I stood there. Staring at the bucket of salt.
Salt water.... now why do they use salt water? Because salt was too strong? Too strong is what I need for 3 ulcers! Yeah!
So I took a spoonful of salt and carefully distributed it among my 3 ulcers.
HOLY MOTHER OF GANJA + MARIJUANA!
The pain....... rocks! It can make you jump about and fully energized.
Moral of the story?
A greater pain will cause one to neglect the lesser pain.
Later tonight I'm gonna try Listerine. Heh.