Saturday, June 03, 2006 : Go ahead. Make my day.
Stoooooopid fucking ulcer. I swear, if it didnt hurt, I would've taken pliers and pulled my fucking ulcer out. If that was even possible in any way.
Stoooooopid thing hurts whenever I do anything. And guess where it is? Its a little hard to explain. Alright, this is what you gotta do;
Grab a mirror. Stare into it. Make sure you can see your bottom lip okay? Pull your bottom lip down to reveal the bottom gum part. Can you see in between your gums and your lips theres a sort of small vein/line/thingamagicabob that connects the gums and lips?
Well my ulcer is right beside the vein. Its practically touching the thingy!
When I put food into my mouth, it hurts.
When I chew, it hurts.
When I drink anything, it hurts.
When I lick my lips, it hurts, abit.
When I watch sexy movies of Jessica Alba, I get an erection.
O--kay. That was a random statement. And btw, its not porn okay! She looks so hot in 'Into The Blue'! Or some movie that had the world "blue" inside.
Bah... gonna kick some ass in DotA tomorrow. Booyah!