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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 : Botak.

Yes. I'm bald. Well, not skinhead bald but.. blade 3 bald. I had the stylist stop halfway during my cut so that I could savour the moment of looking like travis barker.

Too bad I didnt take a pic. Before my hair was cut, I got a wash. Goddammit! The hair washing part was sooooo loooong. By the time it was time to wash the shampoo off my hair, my fren had half his hair cut off.

They took me to this basin where I had to lie down. Looking up, only girls would find the posters hanged on the ceiling attractive. Men, well maybe except gays, would find it.. erm.. repulsive is the word?

They had naked men all over their ceilings. Posters of 'em. All naked showing butts and whatnots. But none of them were showing their penis. Thank God. I mean, the men were posing! Sheesh. They obviously don't have bisexual entertaining posters.

Then, I watched as my b-e-a-u-tiful hair is shaved off by a shaver. My friend, who had already completed his haircut, looked like a monk, those Shaolin kinda monks.

When my haircut was completed, my friend's eyes bulged. He was like "WTF?! You got sideburn!" And I was like "Yeah, I asked the lady to keep it." Then he went "Noooooo. Mahai! My sideburn the guy go cut never ask me oso!"

And I laughed my ass off.

Georgie came in and started laughing at the boy-turned-monk, Hinnie. I didnt get that bad of a teasing.

Then I watched Benchwarmers. Hella farney. Its sort of like The Longest Yard. Funny, sporty kinda thing.

Then we had steamboat for dinner. RM12.90 for buffet steamboat. You'd think that the place would serve terrible food. But hell, the food's there actually pretty good. There were 5 of us, Kean Way, Georgie, Hinnie, Me and Jazlan.

Jazlan left early. So he was all like. "I gtg dudes. Chao men." Then he started shaking out hands and flipping our thumbs.

Half an hour after he left. Hinnie was staring into space when suddenly he snapped and went "Mahai. That Jazlan go do like this like this then go chao wor!", while motioning his hand to a flipping thumb movement. "Never pay wan!"

I laughed my ass off again. It was so freaking hilarious. Nevertheless, we paid for Jazlan's share.

Then we went to buy Mentos and Coke to try it out in Redang. But, left the coke in kean way's house. Free coke for the family =.=

Then it was off the redang we go!

Durianboi waited patiently @ 7:52:00 PM;

ME
Name: I decided not to display my name as I used to blog for personal satisfaction.
Age: Can't remember since I haven't logged in in ages.
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I'll be celebrating my life's anniversary come round 13th August each year. If you can't decipher that as a hint, discontinue breathing until you see old people, bright light and your own face without the help of a mirror.


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