Monday, June 19, 2006 :
Bah, got tagged by Su Ling to do this thingy.
The Rules:
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time. There is no need to do this again.
5. Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.
1.Okay..... First of all....
* She definitely has to have a slender curvacious body. Of course I know nobody's perfect! I'll guess just settle for near-perfection. If my entire life is going to be dictated by a woman, make it an absolutely finger-licking hot woman.
* Body-shape out of the picture, she's gotta have sexy killer legs! Hmm.. actually sexy killer legs should be the first priority. I'm talking about those kinda perfect legs that God himself crafted using his own bare hands. My knees melt at the sight of legs that are to die for. Don't know what I'm talking about? Try watching Victoria's Secret's Fashion Show. If your balls don't explode, you're not a man.
* Then, she MUST, I repeat MUST, NOT be taller than me! Standing at 6 foot tall, it would be an embarassment in public if I were seen holding hands with a lady thats 1 head taller than me. Of course, not too short too. I don't want to be bending down to kiss her everytime I want to.
* She HAS to look Godlike in high heels and mini-skirts. I mean many girls can pull off looking hot by wearing high heels and mini skirts but my perfect lover will look like a Goddess. An angel sent from heaven would be good enough, provided the angel holds high ranking in heaven.
* Now, most men would be saying big boobs as a criteria. To me, I would prefer average boob size. Pamela Anderson's boobs are too big. Perfect kinda boobs are breast like Jessica Alba's. That's as big as I want them to big. Any bigger is a no-no.
* Lips. Oh God. Sexy lips are not a must but a plus. Angelina Jolie's kinda lips. Oh yeah!
* Eyes. Again, its a plus. Killer stares like Angelina Jolie. Seductive!
* Enough with the exterior. Lets move on to the interior. She has got to be open-minded definitely. I can't have a lover who can't take open-minded subjects. I happen to curse more often than an average guy.
* Financially, if my lover was the president's daughter I'd be delighted. But of course, she doesnt have to be Bill Gate's daughter to be my lover. Financially average.
* Wild. Loves to be adventurous. Loves to try new things. Born to be wild.
* Straight-forward. Yes. I love straight-forwardness. I wouldnt want a lover who goes on telling her best friend everything. Then, her best friend has to come and tell me everything. Then I have to go back to her and resolve it.
* Not demanding nor too controlling. This is pretty much self-explanatory.
* A lover who understands me while giving me time to hang out with my friends until the wee hours.
2. Female la of course. I aint gay.
3. I'm too lazy to tag anybody. Tee-hee. Those who want to do it just do so. If you need a reason, just say I asked you to. =D
Off I go to watch Switzerland vs Togo. I'm betting on Togo! Opponent Switzerland gave me 1 ball. Now the score is 1-0 with Switzerland leading! Fuck, no!