Thursday, May 04, 2006 : Fucking Piece of Shit.
I'm fucking pissed. I got pulled out by guess who? Aimotherfuggerza. That bastard just can't get enough of my arse.Today, he had to gang bang me with a fellow teacher, Catepussylina. Justin also got involved but he didnt get hit by the main radius of the attack.Aimotherfuggerza critisized my hair, saying it was messy and how he loves to masturbate to gay porn. Then he asked me, "Why do you push your hair up?". Why can't he think out of the box? Why is his mind so limited and stereotype?"Its not me who pushes my hair up. It goes up naturally. In case your puny brain can't cope with what I'm talking about, what I'm trying to say is, after taking a shower every morning, my hair just stands up naturally after it has been wiped (by a towel, duh)."When my hair is moderately long, it sort of stands up and creates a blur figure of a mohawk. It just imitates a normal spike when its short.But I was too lazy to say that whole statement. It was just way too long. So I just said "Natural." Then he was like, pointing to all the prefects around me,
"Okay ah, you all heard him, next time I will tell your mother what you said." WTF?!I was laughing hard on the inside. LIKE MY MUM CARES! She knows I don't comb my hair. She's going to ban me from ever going out if I don't comb my hair? Then Aimotherfuggerza asked me "Do you walk around at home like this?". "Yeah, all the time" I shot back at him. Of course la, its my natural hair, sure I walk at home like this also wurt. Dumbfuck.Another thing disappointed me profoundly. My prefect friend who knows that my hair stands up naturally, couldnt even help defend me. I'm not talking about raising voices and getting pissed. I'm talking about just saying a sentence to agree with my statement. He just stood there like a fucking doll staring at me.Why are they so scared of Aimotherfuggerza?? Where have their balls gone to. As men, they should help defend fellow members of the same sex where injustice happens.Returning back to the scene, a Form 1 dude, whos name I have no idea how to spell, had his hair cut by none other than Aimotherfuggerza. He had a mohawk done, a short one in fact, and his hair got cut. I had a sort of mohawk too but don't ask me why mine wasnt cut.
Then he critisized my low pants. Catepussylina showed me where my waist was, not my hips and that pants should be worn on the waistline. I was about to slap her so that she'd stop thinking I was as short as her. Her waist line and my waist line are different. My upper body to lower body ratio differs from other people.
Then Aiza asked me, "Your pants can pull up ah?". Dey, dickhead, of course my pants can pull up la. But if I pull up my pants, I feel uncomfortable la, sohai. You think I wear pants low low cos it looks cool? Its a matter of comfort, not prestige.
One of these days I'm just gonna explode I tell ya. Relax, its just my mood.Btw, the conversation that took place in the above happened in BM. I translated it to English for Beck. =D
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