I've lost touch with reality since my cousins from England came to Malaysia. One dude's 12, another dude's 8 or 10 I can't remember and the other dudette is 6 or 8 I can't remember either.

The 12 year old dude is Jacob. 8/10 year old dude is Harvey. 6 or 8 year old dudette is Belle. The girl in my profile picture.

Jacob and Belle havent changed much in appearance but Harvey really gave me a shock. When I first saw him, I thought I was looking at a midget version of Rupert Grint (the guy who plays Ron Weasly in Harry Potter). Last year his hair was barely an inch long. This year, its all over his head.

Another remarkable incident is... I've got a friend whos got a gf in Form 1. I shall not reveal names here. Lets just say this friend of mine is X and his girlfriend is Y. X showed me love letters written by his gf. Well, he practically showed alot of people.

The love letter went something like this :-

My darling X,
I miss you so much... yadda yadda yadda (insert mushy stuffs).... I want to kiss you (insert additional mushy stuffs).... I love you (insert loads of mushy stuffs).... (it continued like this for like one whole page of A4 paper until the end).... Do you think we'll get married? I THINK we will... (and she does the whole 'do you think?' 'i do' 'do you? i will be sad/cry/watever')..
Love, Y

Please note that Y is THIRTEEN, 13, FREAKING YEARS OLD! X is 17 this year.. OMG.. I cracked my lungs reading that..

Then there was a 2nd letter.. much much longer but had the same mushyness inside it...

My darling X,
(insert same mushy stuffs as 1st letter)....

PS:How do you think our babies will look like? I think they will look cute. What do you think?
Love, Y

My eyes opened up as big as Pamela Anderson's boobs and my jaws drop 10 metres into the floor as I finished reading that letter. Then I laughed hysterically.

Yes, its really sweet that the gf's writing him a love letter but the fact that she even mentioned MARRIAGE! She's not even 20 for goat's sake!! Sweet Cinnamons of St. Peter!

Girls these days mature extremely fast. Sometimes even faster than their body can handle.

Okay, going 2 pyramid tomorrow to stick defeat into a fat guy's face. Too a Loo!