Ah, I havent been able to blog for quite awhile due to the failure to connect internet in my house. Well, I'll just skip to the part where I went for a short 3 days 2 nights trip to Ipoh, a hometown of mine that I haven't visited for ages.

On the first day, we (my family and I) left the house at close to 7am. We had to go through an enormous traffic jam. The chaos was caused by a car accident. Jeez, the nerves of these people. This statement was proved true to the bones. A lady, wearing tudung, was driving a Kancil. She practically swerved into any open space she saw in between cars. Cutting into lines as if she was driving an ant.

My dad got so pissed, he purposely drove faster when the woman was trying to cut him. Then he purposely slowed down when the lady slowed down. Just to annoy her. My dad was having the time of his life.

Took nearly 3 hours just to reach Ipoh. When I reached, I immediately headed for the kitchen. I was hungry. After eating, I greeted my grandparents, uncles and aunties. Then, headed for the cafe. I'm gonna skip the boring parts.

During lunch, my aunty (mother's sister), asked my kong kong (grandfather, mother's father), "So what's your stepmother doing during chinese new year?"

My granpa gave a rather shocking answer ; "Couldnt give a fuck about her."

Whoa! That was one of the rarest times I've caught him swearing. Apparently, he hates his stepmother. I was laughing my nuts off when I heard him say that!

Then another time, me and my cousin, Alex, went to bug my uncle (mother's brother). We went like "Kaofu (chinese word for mother's brother)!". Then he would ask "What?". Then we said "nothing."

It happened for about 3 times, each time the "What" becomes louder and sterner. Then finally, he shouted "What the fuck you want?!" Hahahahahaha!

It feels so good to hear adults swear. They're always telling us not to swear bad words.

On the last night of my stay in Ipoh, I followed my cousin out at about 10pm. We went DotA-ing for about 3 hours then went to eat at mamak, situated right beside the cybercafe. At 1pm, there were alot of people outside the mamak eating.

After eating we went back into the cafe. That was about 2am. THE CAFE WAS FULL!! Walao-eh!! At 2am, all 3 cafes in the area were full!

Each cafe had about 100+ PCs, mind you. We had to wait. OMG man! So many people in cybercafe at 2am. Ipoh trend, i guess. Anyways, we DotA-ed until 5.30 am before heading back to the hotel for some sleep. Some very short sleep.

I apologise if I have lost my sense of humour. Its 4.12am in the morning. My eyes can barely open and yet I'm updating my blog due to self-satisfaction.

Okay.. After Ipoh, I went back home, then after a few hours rest, we (my family and I) headed to melacca.