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Sunday, January 01, 2006 : How evil I can be... hehe

Recently, my cousins stayed overnight at my house.. for almost a week. 2 of them, one aged 12 in 2006, ben, another aged 14 in 2006, augustin. Unlike Ben, augustin sleeps FREAKING EARLY and when i say FREAKING EARLY.. I REALLY MEAN FREAKING EARLY!!

He can sleep at 10.30pm. Not only that, the monkey can sleep practically ANYWHERE. There was this one time he slept on the floor with his hand as a pillow right in front of the ps2. Crazy bastard.

So.. there was this one night.. where i could hear him snoring 10 seconds after i off the lights. At first, i tried tolerating the snores but after awhile, it gets too annoying.

When im annoyed, my evil side emerges. And when my evil side emerges, its actually the more powerful side of me. Don't question that statement.

Instincts told me to do what i did next. I grabbed a marker pen (permanent) and uncapped it. Ben was behind me all the while. I took a deep breath and moved to scribble stuffs on his face. Ben was doing his best to hold his laughter behind me.

After i was done... it looked something like this. =P


I don't know about you. But i laughed like hell at that picture the moment i saw it in reality. Im telling you, Augustin can sleep through a tsunami. I mean you can whack his balls with a pillow and he'll still be snoring. Now thats something u don't see everyday.

Durianboi waited patiently @ 10:38:00 PM;

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