Ah, I know Christmas is over but I feel like I owe Christmas a blog post. So I'll write about MY Christmas.

I can't remember much of what happened on Christmas. But i do remember the best part of the day ; the Christmas dinner! It was a spectacular feast of turkey, potatoes, and turkey sauce and of course some other insignificant dishes.

Well, good dishes take a good amount of time to prepare. BOY, was i starving! So were my other 3 cousins who were at that time in my house. And Burnout : Revenge isnt that fun to play when you're hungry. Not to mention the aroma of the food!! It was filling the whole house faster than the lizard in my previous post attacking the butterfly.

Then finally, we (my cousins and I) heard the most b-e-a-u-tiful words of the day, the most orgasmic word of the day; "Dinner is READY"

The moment I got down the stairs, I was greeted by the delicious sight of turkey!! I could already feel my saliva slowly flowing out of my mouth through my limb mouth muscles.

I helped myself to some turkey and some other dishes which im too lazy to remember right now. I sat at a different table from the "matured people" cos the table was already full. FIY my dad, my mum, my cousin's dad & mum, my dad's fren & his wife, were at the table.

So, us "less matured people/kids" had to eat at a separate table in order to prevent chaos from spreading throughout the whole house. Last year, i was the most barbaric eater at the table. Okay, maybe that wasnt the best thing to say out loud. But this year, im proud to say, i lost to Ben, my youngest cousin among the 3.

That guy was down-right deeesgusting.. He was licking the bones of the turkey SUPER DUPER CLEAN. It was like someone who was giving a blowjob to a bone. He even did an imitation of a dog licking a bone except in a really humanly-gross way. Doesn't seem that gross to me when i do it though. haha.

After gourging, i went back to the "matured" section and tried to bargain for a glass of wine, both red and white. In the end, I got half a glass of red wine and half a glass of white wine. Better than nothing, i always say.

And i've come to conclusion that white wine tastes better than red wine.

Anyways, on to my christmas list.

Get my any of these, yes they are in priority-wise, and i'll love you forever.

1. My darling.

erm.. the one on the right of all.. don't get me the one in the middle cos i already have it.. ignore the one on the left =P

2. A new computer that can play DotA Blueserver without home lag. It must be located in my room, so i can play DotA in air-conditioned condition. Don't have a pic of it though. Dammit.

3. £1, 000, 000

4. A mazda RX-8 and above.

Though i won't be able to drive it until a few more years. =/ I'd still like to be able to keep it in my house =D maybe I can then pick my dear up and we can go minum at the nearest mamak stall with less difficulty.

5. CEO position beside/replacing Hugh Hefner in his Playboy Magazine. C'mon Hugh, you gotta give the younger generations a chance to have fun. You're starting to get old (that's a compliment cos you're already old).

6. Erm, since its Christmas...... I'll go for an end to world hunger....... =D

I'll probably edit this post again as new wish-items pops into my head. For now, my eyelids can barely stay open and my tummy is filled with roti planta. Goood night and so long.